Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...