Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...