The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
What movies teach us
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...