New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...