A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...