No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
The Operation
A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, “Doc, how long...
Lawyer’s personal injury
|A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway....