The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...