Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
The right rhythm
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...