He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
The Interview.
Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...