Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...