OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!