The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...