The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...