Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.