Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...