Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...