Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...