What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Befits of Obesity
Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently. Research conducted entirely by...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...