A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...