The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...