Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...