DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...