Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...