A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...