Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.