Emacs acronyms
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Possible titles for Lewinsky’s new book
Possible titles for Monica Lewinsky’s new book1. I Suck At My Job2. What Really...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Blonde Lesbian
Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...