M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Wedding preparation guidelines
|Announcement:It is the responsibility of the bride’s family to announce the wedding in the...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...