If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!