Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
IDIOTS & RETAIL
|I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...