A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...