Pneumonia
A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserablecold....
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
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Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...