Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Men’s Rules For Women
Ladies…read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...