Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Madonna, Britney and Christina
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...