Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...