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|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!