Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
Low self-esteem
|A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to...
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Research paper excuses!
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...