Want me to paint for you?
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David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
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Look at me!
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Florida driver’s license!
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Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
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