Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Unfaithful Mates
Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...