Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.