Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
On Sale Now!
A man went into a store and began looking around. He saw a washer...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...