Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...