What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...