What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...