Dealing with criminals
|A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!