Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
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Lawnmower
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A small boy walks into his mothers room…
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Sneezes
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