Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Submarine humor and fun
Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...