Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....