Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Hiring an accountant
|Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Televised operations
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!