What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...