Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
What is your date of birth?
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What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Which drummer?
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Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....