If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Did you ever wonder?
Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...