What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...